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he sat night a
fter night in 
smoke filled b
ars full of tw
enty something
’s and twenty 
nothing’s fill
ed to the rim 
with whiskey s
hots and butte
ry nipples he 
dared not do m
ore than stare
 at hundreds o
f half naked c
oed’s night af
ter night he s
imply watched 
and waited for
 fate to catch
 itself in a l
ie. Another  G
od damn Tuesda
y night chock 
full of Jack, 
Jim, and Rebel
 Yell all thre
e whiskey’s of
 choice this p
oor fool found
 himself drawn
 into an alley
way moments aw
ay from receiv
ing a blow job
 from a ninete
en year old co
kehead with a 
convincing fak
e I.D. and a b
ust that could
 make a man ki
ll his own fat
her. He awoke 
the next morn 
behind a dumps
ter, in the sa
me musky alley
 grasping for 
memories and s
craping vomit 
off of his pan
ts and shoes. 
As he stumbled
 off to his ca
r he thought t
o himself, “th
ere’s ain’t no
 way any man c
ould write a l
ine of fourtee
n characters t
hat could desc
ribe my life”.
 It was at tha
t moment that 
he remembered 
his night befo
re meeting wit
h the Lolita o
f his dreams. 
She led him do
wn the block, 
into the alley
. He dropped h
is pants, she 
began to do wh
at she does so
 well, then he
 puked on her 
head, back, ch
est... some ev
en made it’s w
ay into her mou
th. he remembe
red nothing mo
re after that,
 except for th
e fact that...
. “there ain’t
 no fourteen c
haracters that
 can describe 
what its like t
o puke on a ch
ick that’s suc
kin your cock”